Slow-motion cursing, NBA ‘owners’ and Stanton: Sports make zero sense

When I knew it was time to pack it in, Thursday night: ESPN’s scroll reported the Astros, after losing, 10-0 to the Pirates, have been “shut out twice this month — first time since April.” My goodness, why, that was, oh, way back to nearly a month ago! … Alexa, punch out my lights! As…