Yankees vs. Giants: J.A. Happ will shut down San Francisco

Disappointed? No, not in the Giants’ first-round pick, I mean Sleepy Joe. From the man who gave us Crooked Hillary, Lyin’ Ted, Little Marco, Little Rocket Man, Pocahontas, Wild Bill, Cryin’ Chuck, Crazy Bernie and Horseface, we expected better. Maybe Sloppy Joe or Country Joe on this 50th anniversary of Woodstock? Bill de Blasio, who…